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Making A.I. music can either be easy, or very hard

I just wanted to take a moment to blow off some steam. After a relatively easy period of making OM-MINUS tracks, including some decent one-click tracks, I’ve stepped back over to Way of the Waifu and rediscovered how hard it can be to make a song with lyrics. I’m sure I’ve done well over a couple hundred generations trying to get the right sound for the second song on the next album. I’ve thrown every trick I can think of at it, over and over again, and I haven’t gotten the right sound. Or the right vocal delivery, and usually not the right pace. I’m not convinced Treblo can do faster-paced vocals yet, it’s dropping or distorting lines whenever the beats-per-minute gets high. But, the first thing is to get the right sound. I’ve got to have it. In the grand scheme of things, it doesn’t mean a whole lot. One of the amazing things about getting older is looking back at the absolute titans of my youth and realizing how quickly their importance went away. How many people know a Bee Gees song these days? I must know a couple, but, off the top of my head, I can’t put the song and the band together. Same with the Eagles, or Boston. Who remembers Peter Cetera? Go back another twenty years, I’d guess the only singer anyone younger than Gen X would have a chance of knowing is Elvis. Maybe Chuck Berry or Little Richard. Buddy Holly? I doubt it. Anyone else, might as well have never existed.

My high-water tracks haven’t exactly set the world on fire, but, I need the next track to be on par with them. I’ve got about 12-20 tracks, but most are instrumental tracks that don’t represent the signature sound I’m going for – like Bikini Dreilide’s Garage, or R Kelly in P Major (rap version) . I’ve got a good idea of what I want to hear with the guitar, and the vocal delivery, but coaxing it out of the A.I. is another matter entirely. It could “just happen,” but usually it won’t. I’ve listened to hundreds of takes that come across as mocking perversions of what I want. One of these days I’ll happen across the right combination of inputs. This isn’t the first track that was difficult. But, all things in perspective. Most of the hits of the past are forgotten today. Back to the regular j-o-b I go.

This guys channel is hilarious

A good use of A.I. I can’t find anything about the creator, I’m imagining they’re an average Joe and not a tv writer. About the only way their ideas would get made in the past was by writing for someone else’s project. These jokes could show up on Family Guy, and the masses would credit them to Seth Macfarlane, but most likely they’d die in a notebook without anyone having read them.

OM-MINUS:Kalki Descendant

Another one of the experimental tracks that push the limits of what OM-MINUS should be. Perhaps too far. I like it, I’m not sure I like it enough. There are some sounds I like enough. A few people are listening to the music, maybe it will find a home. Or the traffic could be all bots and scrapers.

OM-MINUS:Tat Tvam Asi (That Thou Art)

There’s a bit at the end that’s similar to a bit at the end of the previous track. Treblo’s being very slow at the moment, so, for the one or two people who might listen to this and notice, we’ll temporarily call the repeating section a “theme.” Like the Indiana Jones theme, which would get hit a few times on an Indian Jones soundtrack. It makes no sense, but pretend it does.

This wasn’t a one-click track, there are no more on the Lotus A-side album, but I’ve made a dozen one-clicks at this point. So now there’s officially a fourth OM-MINUS album, called “Slop-Minus 3000 – Volume 1.” Not to be taken seriously, just seeing what the technology can do.

I swear, I will draw something today

The fixes never end, but the poly is drying on the bathroom floor I’ve been working on, and the old vinyl is off of the kitchen floor. I’ve begun removing the old glue from the failed trunk weatherstrip install on the Charger –

I was surprised to find that Goo Gone works on rubber cement type glues. I let it set overnight, and the glue softened enough to get it off with a plastic razor blade. The rear part is done, now I’m moving on to the sides. I don’t have the patience to do more than a section at a time.