Site traffic – not as bad as I thought?

I’ve been learning more about Awstats, and things may not be so bad after all. About 99% of the traffic falls into the 0-30 second range, but that doesn’t mean the traffic only stayed for 0-30 seconds. It could mean readers only loaded the most recent page, and moved on, which would be normal for a webcomic. 50 readers spent over 30 minutes on the comic, and 37 of those spent over an hour. I don’t know if that means they were reading the whole time, or read one page, did something else for awhile, then clicked on another page and lost interest. But it could be good news.

We’re at the halfway point of July, and Awstats is reporting 10,100 unique visits already. It turns out that Awstats is bad about inflating traffic numbers. The worst case scenario I’ve found is that Awstats inflates uniques by 150% – but, if my math is right, that would mean the actual number of unique visitors as of the middle of July is not less than 4000. Which is still pretty hefty, at least for me.

So why is there zero interaction, and no voting? It seems like I ought to be killing it. Do you guys only talk to your A.I. girlfriends and boyfriends? I’m kinda joking, and I kinda don’t know – maybe that’s how it is now?

Just another day of everything being busted.

Look ma! No radiator!

I’ve put the new one in, but have not run it.

After draining the old gas out of the tank and replacing with new, I discovered that what I thought was bad gas sound was actually the supercharger coupling. I replaced the coupling years ago, but it doesn’t have many miles on it, so I am a little bit perturbed that it is worn out already. That’s another $50 and a couple hours of time down the drain. I’ll tackle that job today, then I won’t have to listen to it knock while I flush the radiator. Then this car, in theory, should be mobile again.

It certainly needs a bath after sitting for so long.

In other bad news, my truck developed a dragging sound in the brakes, and I finally located it. It was a rear caliper that was failing to release, which destroyed a pad and rotor that are not even a year old yet. I had that brake apart a few months ago, and didn’t notice any unusual wear. Apparently when a caliper sticks, the pad and rotor tear up fast, and without enough warning until it is too late.

So that’s more money out the door.

I haven’t faced this problem before. It looks like the slide pins could be sticking. On this caliper, the pins stay with the bracket when the caliper comes off. I don’t know how the pins come out, but it looks like I’m getting to learn. Greasing the pins is a much easier and cheaper fix than replacing, or rebuilding the caliper; another thing I haven’t done yet. Hopefully that’s all the problem will be, but I’ll still have to get new rotors and pads.

Yesterday’s Yaoiprize

Yesterday’s Yaoiprize

I love boys
with rocket toys
All the joys a girl can get
Pleasure worlds we haven’t
been to yet!

Starship Yaoiprize
400 or more hot gay guys
Violating alien skies
Who invited us? No one tried.

Feel the deck of the Ya-

The Yaoiprize hum!

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

Feel the deck of the Ya-

The Yaoiprize hum!

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

Don’t Stop!

How many stars are in the sky?
How many cute cheeks on all these
guys?

いますか おぼえて 愛

The cheeks stick out they’re peeking peeking
rub together, squeeking squeeking

1 cheek 2 cheek 3 cheek 4 cheek
Give me all the cheeks
and I’ll want more
cheeks!

Jirk and Schlock
Rockin’ bare man cheekies
Hokkaido grabbing, sneaky sneaky

Stop!

If we have enough logic and reason
We can make it to four seasons
Four seasons of gay men,
can you take it?
Girl heading for bathroom
barely make it

Stop!

Feel the deck of the Yaoprize hum!

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Feel the deck of the Yaoprize hum!

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

She’s so fast today!

Oh Yeah!
Don’t stop!

Don’t stop!
Don’t stop!
Don’t stop!

R Kelly in P Major (female vocalist only)

R Kelly in P Major

Rising above the fray
setting records
along the way
King of R&B,
Robert K
Kept it down-low
but not gay
Tinkling on
little girls,
or so they say
The cops opened up
a pee dossier.

We’re singing like
R Kelly
In Pee Major
Some days everything that’s golden
does you a favor.

Singing like
R Kelly
in pee major.
Minor in bed
Got to get her
With the yellow savior

Flowin’ wit the funk,
bedsheets smellin’
like a skunk.
Young girl
meetin’ junk.
Swings so big like
elephant trunk.
Showin’ love,
loves her flower power
with its
golden shower power.
Ecstacy from head to toe,
urine nympho on a roll.

Golden globes of glowing gold
so good passion of my soul.
Peace! Peace!
Let me pee, please
Pass my STD’s, jeez.

We’re singing like
R Kelly
In Pee Major
Some days everything that’s golden
does you a favor.

Singing like
R Kelly
in pee major.
Minor in bed
Got to get her
With the yellow savior

Runnin’ from the cops
Do an interview,
pull out all the stops

Gayle King!

Start a rap career off my back
Ain’t family like that?

Brother Carey!

I admit, I confess.
You want pee
if you want the best!
Be it
pee stains on the floor
or
pee left in a container,
if it doesn’t kill you
it only makes you stranger.
Or a ruined entertainer.
But everyone knows
a man is rich
as long as he has
gold!

We’re singing like
R Kelly
In Pee Major
Some days everything that’s golden
does you a favor.

We’re singing like
R Kelly
In Pee Major
Some days everything that’s golden
does you a favor.

We’re singing like
R Kelly
In Pee Major
Some days everything that’s golden
does you a favor.

Singing like
R Kelly
in pee major.
Minor in bed
Got to get her
With the yellow savior